Indian time vs Carribean time: India 34 - Carribean 3

Indian time is much much greater than Carribean time. People in India know how to chilll with a triple 'l'. Let me explain, before you stop reading in protest, this is not about which time is better in terms of sipping pina coladas by a swim-up bar (because we definitely know who'd win that contest). This is about how Indian time is so awesome that it doesn't exist as a concept:

Two key examples:
1) Basic processes take a lot longer in India than anywhere else. Let's say it takes 1 hr to open an account in the US (conservative, I've opened ones in less than 10 min). It probably takes around 3 days in the Caribbean (what with all the Malibu Rum breaks and taking it easy). My bank account in India took 34 days-- no joke.

2) People are often extremely late to social commitments. I thought I was bad in New York, but I've had to get much worse India just to fit-in. Basically, people never look at what time a dinner or event is, they just show-up whenever they feel like which ends up being on average ~1 hr late.


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